Sergio Aguero has been the talk of the town this week after clocking up 100 Premier League goals in next to no time.
This week's quiz starts with a little tribute to the prolific Argentine before sprawling all over the place like the trivia equivalent of Japanese knotweed. We hope you become enjoyably entangled in it.
Office supercomputer Vasco, aka 'The Vascotron' had a week to forget, only scoring five. Can you beat that?
Best of luck.